Did you know…Gayle asks…that 92% of College Women do it? “Fat Talk.” Hello…it’s not just happening in college. We all do it. Does this font make me look fat? I wonder when the skinny lens will come out for my Nikon. Well, we have got to stop doing that, Gayle tells us. “Fat” is the “F” word that is forbidden in my house…so, it’s a start…Anyway…onto the day!
About a new British Study – Did you also know…that according to this study, 16% of women said that they would trade one year of their life for the perfect body. On Twitter, Gayle said people told her that they would give up EVEN MORE. Gayle says…all you need to do is close your mouth and exercise more… Probably…but I get it. People are looking for a fix…but I wouldn’t give up a day…because who knows, that might be the day that I win the lottery…or better yet, that Gayle and Oprah read this blog!
About Facebook – Oh, the technology and numbers that Gayle is throwing at us today. According to Eversave, 85% of women say they are annoyed by their FB friends. What are the top 3 most annoying behaviors you ask? –They are: complaining all the time, sharing unsolicited political views and bragging about their seemingly perfect lives. Hey, we just want to see pictures…we are simple. Yes, I’m one of those… I’m going to look at your photos…because I love photography…and I want to know what you are shooting….can’t help it!
About the President’s First Facebook Town Meeting – On April 20th you have a REAL reason to be on Facebook for a change. You have questions….or want to hear what’s going on? The President is bringing the town meeting to Farmville….I mean, to Facebook. This will be history people…I think if you can, you should login. I mean, really…it’s happening.
About the looming Government Shutdown– Congress, are we really not going to be able to figure this out? Well, it’s not going well… “…We need to act like grownups….” The President tells the world. Yep…because you’ve already made us mad by making us stressed out unnecessarily. Just do your jobs and figure it out….or else we are going to have to ground you and take away your technology as a consequence. Wait, why don’t we just take away their paychecks? Hmmmm….
About Star Jones – Host, Author, and Celebrity Apprentice/ Reality Show player…what has she not done? Gayle predicts that Star wins this season’s Celebrity Apprentice. Star says she has done her homework and approaches it all ‘professionally.’ OK. Gayle asks her about the tension between NeNe and how that is going. “We aren’t friends,” Star says. “Ohhhhhhhhhhhh….all the philanthropic events we’ve gone to…we haven’t seen her. She doesn’t go where I go…” Oh Star, that sounded a little snotty. Just sayin’. So…about Star’s new book about The View….I mean, “Satan’s Sisters.” She says it’s not about The View…and just about “her experience in television” but really Star, do you REALLY think we are that gullible? 5 women co-hosts of a talk show…in daytime…. I haven’t read it but I’m pretty sure that I saw it on ABC in the early 2000’s…
About the 8 year old boy being pepper sprayed by police – “I’m gonna kill you if you come out of that room,” is what the little boy said to teachers and to the police…but Gayle asks, “Could they have handled it a different way? Clearly there are more problems with the little boy…but couldn’t these grownups have figured out some other way to handle this?” A little boy…come on people! Four words – Don’t taze me bro.
About Jillian Michaels, American’s Toughest Trainer – With her new book, “Unlimited,” Jillian is here because she wants us “to build an exceptional life.” Hey, I want that too! Determined, Jillian tells us that she’s not always so mean. “But on “The Biggest Loser,” it’s a life or death intervention,” she says. So, fear and intimidation is like her “scared straight” intervention skill. Jillian is moving on from “The Biggest Loser” – I’m so sad to say… But she’s ready to move on with her own life and start her own family… “I’m ready to be a mom and adopt a baby,” Jillian says. What about all the rumors about Jillian’s sexuality? Gayle goes there. Jillian tells us that as long as she’s happy and it’s a healthy relationship … she doesn’t care if it’s with a woman or a man… “I really mean it.” But wait…do you really have to leave TBL? Who’s going to kick our a**?
Well…guess I’ll have to learn how to do it myself. Have a great day everyone!